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Woman in an allotment wearing a red t-shirt with 'Compost Happens' graphic design
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Norman & Vera® Compost Happens Classic Cotton T-Shirt

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Embrace life’s messy moments with the Norman & Vera® Compost Happens Classic Cotton T‑Shirt – the perfect blend of cheeky humour and down‑to‑earth charm. This witty design has a double message - giving a knowing nod to every gardener who’s watched a prized plant wilt, a seedling sulk, or a slug stage a midnight raid, but also as a reminder that ultimately, with a good recipe of 2-parts brown to 1-part green, compost will happen!

Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s ideal for allotment adventures, garden‑centre mooching, or simply reminding the world that even the best green‑fingered plans can go a bit… well, compost. Wear it with pride, a smile, and perhaps a trowel in your back pocket.The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White colour variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark colour speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the colour Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58

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RETURNS

We want you to be satisfied every time you shop with us online. Occasionally, however, we know that you may wish to return items. Our easy returns policy for online orders applies to all of our products except for made-to-order items, custom-printed t-shirts, jewellery, personalised items and gift cards.

Your right to cancel an order starts when you place your order and ends 14 days from the day you receive your goods. If your order consists of multiple goods, the 14 days runs from when you get the last item of the order.

If you wish to cancel your order you must return the items back to us within 14 days of the cancellation. We regret that items received after this time will be refused and sent back to you.

You are responsible for the safe return of products to us, including the cost of doing so. It is recommended that you insure your return parcel in case of loss or damage.

For the full details please see our Returns & Refund page.

REFUNDS

We will refund your order on your original payment method within 14 days (it's usually a lot quicker than this) and send you an email confirmation. Please remember it can take up to 7 days for your bank or credit card company to process the refund.

This returns policy does not affect your statutory rights.

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